Spring breaking

I'm headed to Paris with a long list of your recommendations, plus an update on the Metro outage, and much, much more

Spring breaking
There's me checking in

Greetings from LAX where I can report nonexistent TSA lines and no ICE. That gave me plenty of time to peruse the zombie restaurants and art installations at the Tom Bradley terminal. In addition to the timeline nod to 1984's inflatable gates, I loved this re-creation of Paul Tzanetopoulos's studio as he concepted the airport's beloved untitled kinetic light installation.

Don't worry, despite the fact that the pylons have been relocated to build the LAX-pressway, Tzanetopoulos is working with LAX to re-install the artwork.

I'm headed to Paris with a long list of your recommendations, thank you! Should you find yourself in France next week, please check out the details for a Torched happy hour at the end of this newsletter. À bientôt! 🔥

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Dude, where's my bus?

Transit updates are still down and LA's fancy new bus shelters were no help whatsoever

Metro's major outage stretched into a second week. An update on the "unauthorized activity" went out to employees, but there's been no additional information shared with riders, who are still dealing with sporadic real-time updates and an inability to load their TAP cards. As Metro employees explained to me, the ongoing network issues are actually being created by the security team turning various systems on and off in an attempt to test how safe it is to restore full service. So if something doesn't work, try again in a few hours; Apple Wallet and real-time updates both were online long enough to get me home Monday! How much longer will this last? Metro employees are starting to get access to their workspaces restored, so that's a good step forward. There were similar attacks on other California cities and I'm also seeing chatter about a potential ransom attack on the city of Los Angeles, although nothing has been confirmed. Update: Liz Chou confirms the city is investigating “unauthorized access to a 3rd party transfer tool.”

As I rode around testing arrival data, I also got freshly mad about our expensive new LA city bus shelters, most of which showed incorrect route information — like, the wrong bus line entirely! — or simply blank screens. What's the point of these if we can't use them to communicate with bus riders? In general, a bad two weeks for core passengers and anyone else who wanted to try transit as gas prices skyrocketed. Although I guess you technically really don't have to pay? 🦋

Where's that city services agreement again? Still being negotiated, apparently, but a report from LA's city attorney hints at what seems to be a major point of contention: apparently the current draft agreement would allow the "surplus" to go directly into an LA28 legacy fund — including the "wealthy backers and investors of the LA28 organization" — before fully reimbursing the city? The letter proposes other changes to the draft agreement but this one really caught my eye: "Provide transparent audit rights and procedures in response to the heightened risk exposure to the City and especially given the recent claims against LA28's chairman, Casey Wasserman." For the past year whistleblowers have been trying to raise the alarm about how the city services agreement could leave LA on the hook for up to $1 billion. Now it seems like City Attorney Hydee Feldstein-Soto really wants to be on record saying the city is about to sign what Torched readers know is a bad deal. 🦋

Our Olympic lanes will be Bluebell lanes, according to an LADOT report to LA's transportation committee this week. Dan Mitchell confirmed that the temporary network of dedicated lanes known as the Games Route Network will use the light blue color from LA28's just-released "superbloom" palette because it's the one color "we have not deployed on the streets or the freeways." What you'll start to see over the next two years, and hopefully longer, if we can keep them: overhead signs on the freeways (blue was also used in 1984!), signs on the street, even pavement markings — there are about 15 miles of city-managed streets on the Games Route Network and half will have these dedicated lanes on them. Councilmember Heather Hutt seemed to be confused about why the pavement needed to be a different color, maybe someone can talk to her about what bus lanes do. 🦋

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THE LATEST

💰 Soccer fans from five African countries that qualified for the World Cup must pay a $15,000 bond to enter the country

🏆 The World Cup trophy was in town on a Coke-sponsored tour — I guess this is like the torch relay? — and an estimated 10,000 people went to see it, including these people

⚽ Tupac Zapata Dubon, the broadcast journalist I spoke with last summer during the Club World Cup, is fundraising for a 17-day reporting trip during this summer's World Cup

🏬 Work is underway on LA28's retail space on the ground floor of the USC Tower in downtown's Social District

💐 Keep an eye out for LA28's new visual identity showing up at LA Live, Dodger Stadium, and BMO Stadium

🏙️ The Olympics-related tenant leasing space in Union Bank Plaza is On Location, the hospitality company working with LA28 to sell ticket packages, Bianca Barragan reports for Bisnow. A big commercial development boom was promised as part of 2028. Is it happening?

🚫 The IOC is moving forward with its despicable policy to sex test athletes. I talked about this with Jennifer Doyle on this month's Torched Talks

🎥 The Oscars are moving to the Peacock Theater (also an LA28 venue) in downtown 🦋

🌃 Mayoral candidate Rae Huang on why LA needs a night mayor! Note to whoever wins the mayoral race: make this a new City Hall department. (Although commenters are noting some of the shots are in West Hollywood — don't do this!)

🌳 Councilmember-slash-mayoral candidate Nithya Raman promoting new parks as a way to cool down hot neighborhoods

🎽 The LA Marathon says that 985 runners utilized the complete-Mile 18-and-still-medal option, just 4.5 percent of the field 🦋

🎀 Metro approved the K line extension from Crenshaw through West Hollywood after a contentious behind-the-scenes battle

🚲 A recap of CicLAvia's most recent CivSalon event includes how you can advocate for more funding for open streets

📸 Here's where LA's new speed cameras are going
Always love seeing Torched in your curriculum! Eric Heiman's graphic design students read my critique of LA28's visual identity for their undergraduate seminar on contemporary design issues at California College of the Arts

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Une flâneuse en France

Me and my feet are headed to Paris! If you'll be there, too, join me, fellow Torched subscribers, plus a few special guests for happy hour on the Hotel Pulitzer's lovely patio.

L'apéro avec Torched
Thursday, April 2
4 to 6 p.m. (although I'm sure we'll be lingering after 6)
Le Patio du Pulitzer
23 rue du Faubourg Montmartre 75009

I'll see you there. And a huge thank you to the Hotel Pulitzer Paris for having us!

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